I was talking to one of my coworkers yesterday who mentioned that when he worked for Wachovia in Charlotte, some of his coworkers were into bus racing.

I did some searching and sure enough, school bus racing is real - and even televised on the speed channel apparently.

 But even crazier still, I found this ...

 TRAILER racing in figure 8

 Apparently this occurred in Michigan.  I remember being a kid in Michigan and loving to go to the demolition derby's that always occurred at the local city and county fairs. 

I'd totally go see this =)

Nine words women use...

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. This is the same five minutes that are left in a football game before a man can do chores around the house.

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing, usually end in fine. ( refer to #1 for the meaning of Fine).

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Do Not Do It!

Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Whatever

Is a women's way of saying ^#*@ You!

Don't worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

This is just typical of Hillary.  She says what she wants you to hear, when she says it.  And here's some lovely examples of her double-talk.

I can understand changing one's position from time to time.  I think it's okay to have voted for the Iraq War way back when and to admit now that it was a mistake.

But Hillary changes her opinions from day to day, from hour to hour, and from sentence to sentence!

Take a look.

xxx

Apparently, John Edwards has launched his first major TV advertisement in Iowa.

Check it out here:

http://johnedwards.com/watch/heroes/