Bizarre American Holidays
I've actually verified some of these!
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Bizarre American Holidays
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
Bizarre January Holidays [top of page] | |
1/1 | First Foot Day and Z Day |
1/2 | Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day |
1/3 | Festival of Sleep Day |
1/4 | Trivia Day and Humiliation Day |
1/5 | Bird Day |
1/6 | Bean Day |
1/7 | Old Rock Day |
1/8 | National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day |
1/9 | Play God Day |
1/10 | Peculiar People Day |
1/11 | National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day |
1/12 | Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day |
1/13 | Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day |
1/14 | National Dress Up Your Pet Day |
1/15 | Hat Day |
1/16 | Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day |
1/17 | Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day |
1/18 | Winnie the Pooh Day |
1/19 | National Popcorn Day |
1/20 | National Buttercrunch Day |
1/21 | National Hugging Day |
1/22 | National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day |
1/23 | National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day |
1/24 | Eskimo Pie Patent Day |
1/25 | Opposite Day |
1/26 | Australia Day |
1/27 | Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day |
1/28 | National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day |
1/29 | National Cornchip Day |
1/30 | Escape Day |
1/31 | National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day |
Bizarre February Holidays [top of page] | |
2/1 | Serpent Day |
2/2 | Purification Day |
2/3 | Cordova Ice Worm Day |
2/4 | Create A Vacuum Day |
2/5 | Disaster Day |
2/6 | Lame Duck Day |
2/7 | Charles Dickens Day |
2/8 | Kite Flying Day |
2/9 | Toothache Day |
2/10 | Umbrella Day |
2/11 | White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day |
2/12 | National Plum Pudding Day |
2/13 | Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day |
2/14 | Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day |
2/15 | National Gum Drop Day |
2/16 | Do A Grouch A Favor Day |
2/17 | Champion Crab Races Day |
2/18 | National Battery Day |
2/19 | National Chocolate Mint Day |
2/20 | Hoodie Hoo Day |
2/21 | Card Reading Day |
2/22 | Be Humble Day |
2/23 | International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day |
2/24 | National Tortilla Chip Day |
2/25 | Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt) |
2/26 | National Pistachio Day |
2/27 | International Polar Bear Day |
2/28 | Public Sleeping Day |
2/1 | National Surf and Turf Day |
Bizarre March Holidays [top of page] | |
3/1 | National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day |
3/2 | Old Stuff Day |
3/3 | I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day |
3/4 | Holy Experiment Day |
3/5 | Multiple Personalities Day |
3/6 | National Frozen Food Day |
3/7 | National Crown Roast Of Pork Day |
3/8 | Be Nasty Day |
3/9 | Panic Day |
3/10 | Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day |
3/11 | Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day |
3/12 | Alfred Hitchcock Day |
3/13 | Jewel Day |
3/14 | National Potato Chip Day |
3/15 | Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day |
3/16 | Everything You Do Is Right Day |
3/17 | Submarine Day |
3/18 | Supreme Sacrifice Day |
3/19 | Poultry Day |
3/20 | Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day |
3/21 | Fragrance Day |
3/22 | National Goof-off Day |
3/23 | National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day |
3/24 | National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day |
3/25 | Pecan Day and Waffle Day |
3/26 | Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day |
3/27 | National "Joe" Day |
3/28 | Something On A Stick Day |
3/29 | Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day |
3/30 | I Am In Control Day |
3/31 | Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day |
Bizarre April Holidays [top of page] | |
4/1 | One Cent Day |
4/2 | National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day |
4/3 | Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day |
4/4 | Tell-A-Lie Day |
4/5 | Go For Broke Day |
4/6 | Sorry Charlie Day |
4/7 | No Housework Day |
4/8 | All Is Ours Day |
4/9 | Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day |
4/10 | Golfers Day |
4/11 | Eight-Track Tape Day |
4/12 | Look Up At The Sky Day |
4/13 | Blame Somebody Else Day |
4/14 | National Pecan Day |
4/15 | Rubber Eraser Day |
4/16 | National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day |
4/17 | National Cheeseball Day |
4/18 | International Jugglers Day |
4/19 | Garlic Day |
4/20 | Look Alike Day |
4/21 | Kindergarten Day |
4/22 | National Jelly Bean Day |
4/23 | Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day |
4/24 | National Pigs In A Blanket Day |
4/25 | National Zucchini Bread Day |
4/26 | Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day |
4/27 | Tell A Story Day |
4/28 | Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day |
4/29 | National Shrimp Scampi Day |
4/30 | National Honesty Day |
Bizarre May Holidays [top of page] | |
5/1 | Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day |
5/2 | Fire Day |
5/3 | Lumpy Rug Day |
5/4 | National Candied Orange Peel Day |
5/5 | National Hoagie Day |
5/6 | Beverage Day |
5/7 | International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and |
5/8 | No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day |
5/9 | Lost Sock Memorial Day |
5/10 | Clean Up Your Room Day |
5/11 | Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day |
5/12 | Limerick Day |
5/13 | Leprechaun Day |
5/14 | National Dance Like A Chicken Day |
5/15 | National Chocolate Chip Day |
5/16 | Wear Purple For Peace Day |
5/17 | Pack Rat Day |
5/18 | International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day |
5/19 | Frog Jumping Jubilee Day |
5/20 | Eliza Doolittle Day |
5/21 | National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day |
5/22 | Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day |
5/23 | Penny Day |
5/24 | National Escargot Day |
5/25 | National Tap Dance Day |
5/26 | Grey Day |
5/27 | Body Painting Arts Festival |
5/28 | National Hamburger Day |
5/29 | End Of The Middle Ages Day |
5/30 | My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day |
5/31 | National Macaroon Day |
Bizarre June Holidays [top of page] | |
6/1 | Dare Day |
6/2 | National Rocky Road Day |
6/3 | Repeat Day |
6/4 | Old Maid's Day |
6/5 | Festival Of Popular Delusions Day |
6/6 | Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day |
6/7 | National Chocolate Ice Cream Day |
6/8 | Name Your Poison Day |
6/9 | Donald Duck Day |
6/10 | National Yo-Yo Day |
6/11 | National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day |
6/12 | Machine Day |
6/13 | National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day |
6/14 | Pop Goes The Weasel Day |
6/15 | Smile Power Day |
6/16 | National Hollerin' Contest Day |
6/17 | Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day |
6/18 | International Panic Day |
6/19 | World Sauntering Day |
6/20 | Ice Cream Soda Day |
6/22 | National Chocolate Eclair Day |
6/23 | National Pink Day |
6/24 | Museum Comes To Life Day |
6/25 | Log Cabin Day |
6/26 | National Chocolate Pudding Day |
6/27 | National Columnists Day |
6/28 | Paul Bunyan Day |
6/29 | Camera Day |
6/30 | Meteor Day |
Bizarre July Holidays [top of page] | |
7/1 | Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day |
7/2 | Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day |
7/3 | Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day |
7/4 | National Country Music Day and |
7/5 | Workaholics Day |
7/6 | National Fried Chicken Day |
7/7 | National Strawberry Sundae Day |
7/8 | Video Games Day |
7/9 | National Sugar Cookie Day |
7/10 | Clerihew Day |
7/11 | National Cheer Up The Lonely Day |
7/12 | National Pecan Pie Day |
7/13 | Fool's Paradise Day |
7/14 | National Nude Day |
7/15 | National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day |
7/16 | International Juggling Day |
7/17 | National Peach Ice Cream Day |
7/18 | National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day |
7/19 | Flitch Day |
7/20 | Ugly Truck Contest Day |
7/21 | National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day |
7/22 | Ratcatcher's Day |
7/23 | National Vanilla Ice Cream Day |
7/24 | Amelia Earhart Day |
7/25 | Threading The Needle Day |
7/26 | All Or Nothing Day |
7/27 | Take Your Pants For A Walk Day |
7/28 | National Milk Chocolate Day |
7/29 | Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day |
7/30 | National Cheesecake Day |
7/31 | Parent's Day |
Bizarre August Holidays [top of page] | |
8/1 | Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day |
8/2 | National Ice Cream Sandwich Day |
8/3 | National Watermelon Day |
8/4 | Twins Day Festival |
8/5 | National Mustard Day |
8/6 | Wiggle Your Toes Day |
8/7 | Sea Serpent Day |
8/8 | Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night |
8/9 | National Polka Festival |
8/10 | Lazy Day |
8/11 | Presidential Joke Day |
8/12 | Middle Child's Day |
8/13 | Blame Someone Else Day |
8/14 | National Creamsicle Day |
8/15 | National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day |
8/16 | Bratwurst Festival |
8/17 | National Thriftshop Day |
8/18 | Bad Poetry Day |
8/19 | Potato Day |
8/20 | National Radio Day |
8/21 | National Spumoni Day |
8/22 | Be An Angel Day |
8/23 | National Spongecake Day |
8/24 | Knife Day |
8/25 | Kiss-And-Make-Up Day |
8/26 | National Cherry Popsicle Day |
8/27 | Petroleum Day |
8/28 | World Sauntering Day |
8/29 | More Herbs, Less Salt Day |
8/30 | National Toasted Marshmallow Day |
8/31 | National Trail Mix Day |
Bizarre September Holidays [top of page] | |
9/1 | Emma M. Nutt Day |
9/2 | National Beheading Day |
9/3 | Skyscraper Day |
9/4 | Newspaper Carrier Day |
9/5 | Be Late For Something Day |
9/6 | Fight Procrastination Day |
9/7 | Neither Rain Nor Snow Day |
9/8 | National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day |
9/9 | Teddy Bear Day |
9/10 | Swap Ideas Day |
9/11 | No News Is Good News Day |
9/12 | National Pet Memorial Day and |
9/13 | Defy Superstition Day |
9/14 | National Cream-filled Donut Day |
9/15 | Felt Hat Day |
9/16 | Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day |
9/17 | National Apple Dumpling Day |
9/18 | National Play-doh Day |
9/19 | National Butterscotch Pudding Day |
9/20 | National Punch Day |
9/21 | World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival |
9/22 | Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day |
9/23 | Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day |
9/24 | Festival Of Latest Novelties |
9/25 | National Comic Book Day |
9/26 | National Good Neighbor Day and |
9/27 | Crush A Can Day |
9/28 | Ask A Stupid Question Day |
9/29 | Poisoned Blackberries Day |
9/30 | National Mud Pack Day |
Bizarre October Holidays [top of page] | |
10/1 | World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day |
10/2 | Name Your Car Day |
10/3 | Virus Appreciation Day |
10/4 | National Golf Day |
10/5 | National Storytelling Festival |
10/6 | German-American Day and Come and Take It Day |
10/7 | National Frappe Day |
10/8 | American Tag Day |
10/9 | Moldy Cheese Day |
10/10 | National Angel Food Cake Day |
10/11 | It's My Party Day |
10/12 | International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day |
10/13 | National Peanut Festival |
10/14 | Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day |
10/15 | White Cane Safety Day |
10/16 | Dictionary Day |
10/17 | Gaudy Day |
10/18 | No Beard Day |
10/19 | Evaluate Your Life Day |
10/20 | National Brandied Fruit Day |
10/21 | Babbling Day |
10/22 | National Nut Day |
10/23 | National Mole Day |
10/24 | National Bologna Day |
10/25 | Punk For A Day Day |
10/26 | Mule Day |
10/27 | Sylvia Plath Day |
10/28 | Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day |
10/29 | Hermit Day |
10/30 | National Candy Corn Day |
10/31 | National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day |
Bizarre November Holidays [top of page] | |
11/1 | Plan Your Epitaph Day |
11/2 | National Deviled Egg Day |
11/3 | Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day |
11/4 | Waiting For The Barbarians Day |
11/5 | Gunpowder Day |
11/6 | Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day |
11/7 | National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day |
11/8 | Dunce Day |
11/9 | Chaos Never Dies Day |
11/10 | Forget-Me-Not Day |
11/11 | Air Day |
11/12 | National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day |
11/13 | National Indian Pudding Day |
11/14 | Operation Room Nurse Day |
11/15 | National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day |
11/16 | Button Day |
11/17 | Take A Hike Day |
11/18 | Occult Day |
11/19 | Have A Bad Day Day |
11/20 | Absurdity Day |
11/21 | World Hello Day and False Confessions Day |
11/22 | Start Your Own Country Day |
11/23 | National Cashew Day |
11/24 | Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day |
11/25 | National Parfait Day |
11/26 | Shopping Reminder Day |
11/27 | Pins And Needles Day |
11/28 | Make Your Own Head Day |
11/29 | Square Dance Day |
11/30 | Stay At Home Because You're Well Day |
Bizarre December Holidays [top of page] | |
12/1 | National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day |
12/2 | National Fritters Day |
12/3 | National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day |
12/4 | Wear Brown Shoes Day |
12/5 | National Sacher Torte Day |
12/6 | National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day |
12/7 | National Cotton Candy Day |
12/8 | Take It In The Ear Day |
12/9 | National Pastry Day |
12/10 | Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales |
12/11 | National Noodle Ring Day |
12/12 | National Ding-A-Ling Day |
12/13 | Ice Cream and Violins Day |
12/14 | National Bouillabaisse Day |
12/15 | National Lemon Cupcake Day |
12/16 | National Chocolate Covered Anything Day |
12/17 | Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day |
12/18 | National Roast Suckling Pig Day |
12/19 | Oatmeal Muffin Day |
12/20 | Games Day |
12/21 | Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, |
12/22 | National Date-Nut Bread Day |
12/23 | Roots Day |
12/24 | National Egg Nog Day |
12/25 | National Pumpkin Pie Day |
12/26 | National Whiners Day |
12/27 | National Fruitcake Day |
12/28 | Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day |
12/29 | Pepper Pot Day |
12/30 | Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and |
12/31 | Unlucky Day |
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Re: Bizarre American Holidays
SEPT. 19 = International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2005
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Posted by Mike on September 19, 2005 at 10:56 PM
Re: Bizarre American Holidays
yarrr!
Posted by rickroot on September 20, 2005 at 8:19 AM
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this is an awesome, but you need 2 add add national barbie day somewhere
Posted by lizzy on December 21, 2005 at 8:50 AM
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this is really cool but u need to add more optimistic holidays like disaster day i mean who would want to be born on disaster day:(:(
Posted by richie rich on December 21, 2005 at 8:53 AM
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YOU NEED TO HAVE A NATIONAL SALLY DAY!
Posted by Someone Special on December 21, 2005 at 8:54 AM
Re: Bizarre American Holidays
Great Site!
Posted by Kevin Westlake on May 25, 2006 at 2:37 PM
Re: Bizarre American Holidays
What's so bizarre about Australia Day (26th Jan)? It's our national holiday. On the other hand, Independence Day -- now THAT'S a bizarre holiday.
Posted by Simon Green on June 19, 2007 at 12:21 AM
Re: Bizarre American Holidays
Uhh.. October 4th is also National CB Radio Day.. As decreed by President Jimmy Carter in 1976.
Why October 4th? Because it's 10-4!
Look it up!!
Why October 4th? Because it's 10-4!
Look it up!!
Posted by Steam McQueen on June 19, 2007 at 7:13 AM
Re: Bizarre American Holidays
This comic has the best holiday
http://www.laughitoff.info/archive.php?Comic=Hell01
http://www.laughitoff.info/archive.php?Comic=Hell01
Posted by Cameron on June 19, 2007 at 7:42 AM
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why is there no holiday for 6/21???????
Posted by tim carroll on June 20, 2007 at 7:50 AM
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Oh no! What do I do today?!?!?!
Posted by pencildk on June 21, 2007 at 7:44 PM
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march 9 is barbie day?? day she was first introduced.
Posted by chris on June 26, 2007 at 4:46 PM
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June 21st colored bandage day?
Posted by Felix on July 28, 2007 at 11:42 PM
Re: Bizarre American Holidays
The month of August is National Panini Month!
Posted by lsvoboda on February 15, 2008 at 10:51 AM