If Klingons were programmers ...
Categories: Humor
- "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
- "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
- "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon."
- "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
- "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake."
- "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
- "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."
- "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."
- "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
- "By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!"
- "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!"
- "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
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