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14 February 2005

If Klingons were programmers ...

  • "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
  • "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
  • "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon."
  • "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
  • "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake."
  • "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
  • "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."
  • "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."
  • "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
  • "By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!"
  • "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!"
  • "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
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