Top 19 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving
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Top 19 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving
- "Talk about a huge breast!"
- "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
- "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"
- "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
- "Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest."
- "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
- "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
- "Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it."
- "Don't play with your meat."
- "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
- "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
- "You'll know when it's ready when it pops up."
- "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
- "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
- "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
- "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
- "It's Cool Whip time!"
- "You still have a little bit on your chin."
- "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
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