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18 November 2005

Bird Flu Warning!

Categories: Humor

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

High fever
Congestion
Nausea
Fatigue vAching in the joints
An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

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Re: Bird Flu Warning!

Sounds like a hangover you've chased with Jagermeisther.

Posted by JesterXL on November 18, 2005 at 1:51 PM

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