Some German Chick Is Trying To Hot Chat Me
first let me say that I don't speak german, and I don't do hot chats.
The other day I accepted an ICQ message from someone who does not speak english. I used babelfish (an online translator) to do some translations and had a minimal conversation with her but the communication was poor and I said goodbye.
She messaged me again today, and I thought I'd share the translation of our chat transcript with you.
(13:40:04) 229907403: hi ric ich bins jill
(13:40:26) Rick Root ICQ: hi
(13:40:59) 229907403: wie alt biste noch mal
(13:41:14) 229907403: über 20 ne
(13:44:16) Rick Root ICQ: Ich bin traurig, aber ich verstehe nicht.
(13:44:54) 229907403: wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss ich auch nich
(13:45:48) Rick Root ICQ: What is nich?
(13:46:36) Rick Root ICQ: "which I also don't"?
(13:46:50) 229907403: egal ich verstehe nichts
(13:47:43) Rick Root ICQ: Where are you from?
(13:48:00) 229907403: deutschland
(13:48:06) 229907403: und du
(13:48:25) Rick Root ICQ: North Carolina, in the United States
(13:50:14) 229907403: und warum schreibst du dann auf deutsch
(13:51:15) Rick Root ICQ: Weil Sie Deutsches sprechen. Ich benutze einen Übersetzer.
(13:51:25) Rick Root ICQ: http://babelfish.altavista.com
(13:52:02) Rick Root ICQ: Aber einige der Wörter, die Sie verwenden, übersetzen nicht gut.
(13:53:11) 229907403: verarsch mich nich
(13:56:27) Rick Root ICQ: Ah, you must be a dirty girl.
You see, that last line translates to "ass me nich" ... I don't know what "nich" means but after doing a google search for "Verarsch mich" it seems that all of the sites with that phrase are porn sites.
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so "verarsch mich nich" is "don't fool me" and is a bit vulgar.
Look, She didn't at all mean something sexual with you. I'll explain step after step what she said, ok?
hi ric ich bins jill = hi, Rick, it's me, Jill
wie alt biste noch mal = How old are you again?
über 20 ne = Over 20, isn't it?
wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss ich auch nich = Whaaaat, I don't either
Ich bin traurig, aber ich verstehe nicht.= I'm sad, but I don't understand
egal ich verstehe nichts = doesn't matter, I don't understand anything
und warum schreibst du dann auf deutsch = Then how come you write in German?
verarsch mich nich = You're kiddng me (Actually, "Don't kid me", I don't now if that's usual in English)
Verarschen means to mock someone, in the sense of kidding. In fact, it carries the word "ass", i.e. "Arsch", but the sense is entirely different.
"nich" is just a contraction of "nicht", that is, "no".
She was being kind all the way and I have the feeling she thought you were someone else. ;D
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